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givemethefeeels: bound

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 23:32:33 -0400

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allaboardtheloonyexpress: why-animals-do-the-thing: rainnecassi...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 05:05:48 -0400

why-animals-do-the-thing:

rainnecassidy:

kedreeva:

kropotkindersurprise:

2015 - Here are some gifs of Donald Trump being attacked by a bald eagle named Uncle Sam, literally the least patriotic thing that can happen to an American. [video]

I’m reblogging this again because I finally realized why this is so funny to me, as a bird person.

In the first gif, what you’re seeing is a man who has zero idea how to handle a bird. That’s a heavy bird, and he’s got his arm stretched out as far as it will go in an attempt to keep the bird away from his face. What that does is create unstable footing for Uncle Sam. The handler is there trying to hold up Trump’s arm, but the bird has already realized it needs to leave or it will fall. In the first gif the bird is not attacking Trump- it is trying to get away from him so it doesn’t get hurt.

In the second gif, what we see is a bird that remembers what just happened and is blaming Trump for it. Uncle Sam sees Trump reach for its tether, and makes a lunge at Trump’s hand to keep him away. The bird /does not/ want to hang out with Trump because it has learned that Trump has no idea what he is doing.

Uncle Sam is rejecting Trump based on Trump’s proven inability to properly handle Uncle Sam. And that is both hilarious and beautiful.

Good bird.

Always reblog Uncle Sam telling Trump to fuck off

This is a better explanation of these gifs than I could have given!

I had to reblog this, for obvious reasons.

datesanddamian: thomasthetwinkengine: blo: psychic-sara: Reblog for a miracle to happen tonight...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 05:02:03 -0400

datesanddamian:

thomasthetwinkengine:

blo:

psychic-sara:

Reblog for a miracle to happen tonight

BITCH I REBLOGGED THIS AT 4AM AND SOME FIT GUY FROM MY HOMETOWN SLID INTO MY DMS at 11PM LIKE GIRL HONESTLY iM

Can the miracle be that I actually fall asleep at a reasonable time

I’m starting to feel like that miracle is falling into a deep sleep and actually waking up rested. Bless this post.

amtrax: dragon-snout: AAAAAAAAAAAH Egg Eggsfart

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 22:40:38 -0400

amtrax:

dragon-snout:

AAAAAAAAAAAH

Egg

Eggs*fart*

annieskywalker: b1gsp1n: -callmeari: moo-sopretty: chinkylee: I can’t wait until money isn’t...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 17:14:17 -0400

annieskywalker:

b1gsp1n:

-callmeari:

moo-sopretty:

chinkylee:

I can’t wait until money isn’t an issue.

Omg yes😩

Financial freedom🙏🏽😣🙌🏽

Reblog for financial freedom

Speak it into existence! I LOOK FORWARD TO* money not being an issue 🔮

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Fri, 22 Jun 2018 08:32:19 -0400

mckitterick: machine-dove: Other cartoons that the publisher...

Wed, 20 Jun 2018 07:08:23 -0400

mckitterick:

machine-dove:

Other cartoons that the publisher refused to print before firing Rogers:

A political cartoonist who had satirized every President during his 25 years at the paper is fired for drawing Trump cartoons.

“This is precisely the time,” Pittsburgh mayor Bill Peduto (often the target of Rogers’ cartoons) said, “when the constitutionally protected free press – including critics like Rob Rogers – should be celebrated and supported, and not fired for doing their jobs. This decision, just one day after Trump labeled the news media is ‘our country’s biggest enemy.’“

Y'know, like dictators always do under fascist regimes.

The story on The Guardian: X

picsthatmakeyougohmm: hmmm

Wed, 20 Jun 2018 07:06:25 -0400

picsthatmakeyougohmm:

hmmm

gayred5: littleoldariel: markv5: – Смотри: я сфинкс…. Can...

Sun, 17 Jun 2018 04:52:58 -0400

gayred5:

littleoldariel:

markv5:

– Смотри: я сфинкс….

Can someone please translate this I feel like it’s important

“look: i’m a sphinx”

imperatorkhaleesi: glumshoe: glumshoe: glumshoe: glumshoe: Lyft driver: “Your name, is Slavic?...

Sun, 17 Jun 2018 00:51:14 -0400

imperatorkhaleesi:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

Lyft driver: “Your name, is Slavic? Me too. Bulgarian. I drive fast for you, brother.”

Now he’s waxing philosophical about the Ottoman Empire, imperialism, and human nature. “Humans? We are the most dangerous animal. Other animals, they kill when they need to. We kill when we think we need to. It is not the same.”

He just monologued about climate change and the military industrial complex, and the difficulty of having a Balkan identity when every Balkan country changes hands “every twenty years”. “Our history is getting swallowed by the biggest fish, and that fish getting swallowed by the next biggest fish, and so on.”

He had so many more gems. We compared family names, realized that his daughter shares my grandfather’s name (the feminine version), and then he started talking about The Old Country. The city where he grew up had a population of 300, and the population of his whole country could fit inside Chicago. He came here twenty years ago seeking a better life, but “everything in America is too big, the cars, the problems, the inequality”. He pointed to his phone and called it “stupid little computer” that’s meant to control his life, not to improve it, and how the world is getting steadily worse and the little people can’t do anything about it. He told me to continue my studies so that I don’t grow up to work in the service industry and can instead try to stop the concentration of power into the hands of corrupt people. Then he shrugged and said, “But who knows? Can anyone do it? I don’t know if it’s possible.”

I tipped him 25%.

You just met an Old God

@valkyriespalkyries

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Fri, 15 Jun 2018 16:41:34 -0400

realtrashwitch: lilybeth666: cassieofherne: sauvamente: ourblackisgold: sauvamente: thinkmilli...

Sat, 09 Jun 2018 22:35:11 -0400

realtrashwitch:

lilybeth666:

cassieofherne:

sauvamente:

ourblackisgold:

sauvamente:

thinkmillionsmakemillions:

robregal:

freeandformed:

freeandformed:

if you’re reading this

a lump sum of money is on the way to you

it happened today, damn that was like 3 days maybe?
It Works the money is on its way!

Need this.

Of course

It worked tho

I just won $500 off a scratch Ticket lottery.

ENERGY

OKAY LEGIT I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY. ME AND MY PARTNER ARE IN SUCH A TIGHT SPOT FOR MONEY ATM AS WE ARE SAVING FOR A DEPOSIT ON A HOUSE. I GOT PAID DOUBLE WHAT I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO GET AND SO DID HE AND HONESTLY I CRIED SO MUCH TODAY IM SO HAPPY AND RELIEVED

Positive vibes!!!!!

pondwitch:hey idiots watch this morphs into an ordinary fist-sized onion and never morphs back

Sat, 09 Jun 2018 01:02:33 -0400

pondwitch:

hey idiots watch this *morphs into an ordinary fist-sized onion and never morphs back*

frikiskrew: Audio On

Thu, 07 Jun 2018 07:28:18 -0400

frikiskrew:

Audio On

vivi-shiba: j-aws: ryedragon: inritum: reblog and make a...

Mon, 04 Jun 2018 13:04:25 -0400

vivi-shiba:

j-aws:

ryedragon:

inritum:

reblog and make a wish!

this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

yay its back.

so…
I half jokingly reblogged this yesterday cos I thought it was a nice picture…
and was like oh wow I only get wishes on birthdays what would I wish for?!?!?! how about gainful employment L0L

… and like…

I have a job now? That I never applied for? That someone just called me up and said “here, have this”? In a place I really really like?

So like… h8ers gonna h8 or something

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Sun, 03 Jun 2018 19:32:40 -0400

politicalsci:

Fri, 01 Jun 2018 22:45:19 -0400

politicalsci:

atlinmerrick: thecrimsoncodex: geekandmisandry: mirandaadria: ...

Thu, 31 May 2018 07:31:52 -0400

atlinmerrick:

thecrimsoncodex:

geekandmisandry:

mirandaadria:

of-another-broken-heart:

brassmanticore:

loanlyish:

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK???????????

His name is Mehdat Mamdouh, he’s a 22-year-old hip hop and dubstep recorder player from Cairo. He’s been teaching himself this style since he was 14. This article links to his social media sites. He’s on Facebook and YouTube and Soundcloud.

I think I missed his name and info last reblog

Fuck yes. That’s some talent!

Reblogging this again for his name and info.

Like, this is epic and all, BUT LOOK AT HIS SMILE AT THE END OMG I AM IN LOVE

I dare you not to dance!

patron-saint-of-smart-asses: taylor-tut: taylor-tut: y’all know that john mulaney quote “the...

Thu, 31 May 2018 07:05:36 -0400

patron-saint-of-smart-asses:

taylor-tut:

taylor-tut:

y’all know that john mulaney quote “the things crazy people say mean nothing to them but everything to me?”

every time i hear that quote, i think about how i got this light-up pen

i got this pen four years ago when i was working as a barista at starbucks. I was on the registers and taking the order of this woman, who ordered a nonfat latte, because she was “watching her weight”

so this guy behind her, whom no one was talking to, for some fucking reason says “wathing your weight? but what about the wait for your watch?“ (which is a completely unhinged response. like just complete Mad Hatter nonsense)

anyway this lady gets really uncomfortable and of the five people (me, him, her, the other checker, and the customer at the other register) who were now sucked into the uncomfortable silence, i decided that i should alleviate the tension by saying “you can’t wait for a watch; you don’t have the time”

and then he said “oh, quick girl!”, gave me that pen, got out of line, and left without ordering anything

You pleased a mad fae trickster

thelittlenoctua: everythingyouthinkyouknowisalie: libertarirynn:...

Wed, 30 May 2018 07:26:09 -0400

thelittlenoctua:

everythingyouthinkyouknowisalie:

libertarirynn:

Actual footage of @the-mighty-birdy with too much caffeine.

@thelittlenoctua

when you set your mango to vibrate

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givemethefeeels: bound

allaboardtheloonyexpress: why-animals-do-the-thing: rainnecassi...

datesanddamian: thomasthetwinkengine: blo: psychic-sara: Reblog for a miracle to happen tonight...

Reblog for a miracle to happen tonight

amtrax: dragon-snout: AAAAAAAAAAAH Egg Eggs*fart*

Egg

annieskywalker: b1gsp1n: -callmeari: moo-sopretty: chinkylee: I can’t wait until money isn’t...

I can’t wait until money isn’t an issue.

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mckitterick: machine-dove: Other cartoons that the publisher...

picsthatmakeyougohmm: hmmm

gayred5: littleoldariel: markv5: – Смотри: я сфинкс…. Can...

imperatorkhaleesi: glumshoe: glumshoe: glumshoe: glumshoe: Lyft driver: “Your name, is Slavic?...

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realtrashwitch: lilybeth666: cassieofherne: sauvamente: ourblackisgold: sauvamente: thinkmilli...

if you’re reading this

It Works the money is on its way!

ENERGY

pondwitch:hey idiots watch this *morphs into an ordinary fist-sized onion and never morphs back*

frikiskrew: Audio On

Audio On

vivi-shiba: j-aws: ryedragon: inritum: reblog and make a...

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politicalsci:

atlinmerrick: thecrimsoncodex: geekandmisandry: mirandaadria: ...

patron-saint-of-smart-asses: taylor-tut: taylor-tut: y’all know that john mulaney quote “the...

thelittlenoctua: everythingyouthinkyouknowisalie: libertarirynn:...

amtrax: dragon-snout: AAAAAAAAAAAH Egg Eggsfart

pondwitch:hey idiots watch this morphs into an ordinary fist-sized onion and never morphs back